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StratMan says FML

admin — Sat, 28 May 2011 23:39:44 +0000

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I’m crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

augh says FML

admin — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 15:24:09 +0000

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I’m gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don’t need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

braceface says FML

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:54:01 +0000

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I’ve been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

Dana422 says FML

admin — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:51:02 +0000

Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to the this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? “I’m no fashion expert, but I don’t think you’re supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open.” FML

Fooled says FML

admin — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:36:45 +0000

Today, I just summed up the courage to tell the guy I like my feelings. He said he liked me too. I then told him I was going to say “April fools!” if it turned out he didn’t like me. He replied with…”April fools!” FML

Rochard021 says FML

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:55:42 +0000

Today, I had just gathered up the courage to ask out my lab partner; we had been hitting it off the last couple weeks. Just before I asked her, she said, “I’m so glad I don’t see you outside of school, I think I would hate it if I did.” FML

vanessa_d15 says FML

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:55:15 +0000

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said “… but you’re not skinny.” FML

lovesucks says FML

admin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:52:26 +0000

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said “Oh, you were serious yesterday?” FML

321blart says FML

admin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:36:58 +0000

Today, I went out to lunch with my boyfriend of six months and his mother, who doesn’t care for me much. I examined his hair and said, “Babe, who cut your hair? It looks awful.” “I did” replied his mom. FML

Mark says FML

admin — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:30:54 +0000

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I’ve never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

Sally says FML

admin — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:04:12 +0000

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, “Oh relax, it’s not like he’s never seen me naked before.” FML