Posts Tagged ‘the-process’

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

Today, I had severe diarrhea while at a shopping center. I barely made it to the bathroom, and exploded as I was in the process of sitting down. It splashed onto the wall and the back of the toilet. After cleaning the wall and rejoining my wife, she let me know I had shit up my back. FML

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then proceeded to watch me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

Today, I went over to this girl’s house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML

Today, I comforted a girl who was upset about her date leaving early saying he’s tired and need to work early. I tried hard to boost her self esteem and finally cheered her up. In the process, I started to really like her. Too bad she cut me short because she was tired and had to work early. FML

Today, I decided to change mu boyfriend’s background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML