Posts Tagged ‘the-radio’

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

Today, my friend called to warn me that there was a tornado in the area. I immediately hung up and drove 15 minutes to a safe place. When I turned on the radio, I found out that the tornado was where I drove to. FML