Today, I found out when my boss said her boyfriend was a mechanic, she really meant he used to work at Midas changing oil. This explains why the $200 I spent having him “fix” my car is now complimented by the $700 I now have to spend at the shop on my cracked radiator. FML
Today, I decided to go through the Chick-fil-A drive thru for lunch before I had to go to work. After giving my order, my car died. I just took it out of the shop two weeks ago. I didn’t make it on time and I didn’t get to eat my food. FML
Today, my housemate broke our shower and flooded the shop downstairs, trying to remove hair from the drain. She failed to mention this to our landlord, who is charging us equally. She thinks it’s fair because ‘it wasn’t her hair anyway’. FML
Today, I realized I really need “my family broke my ride” insurance. My mom backed into my car only three days after I got it back from the shop. It was in the shop because my sister backed it into a parked car and put in a huge dent in the same place my mom did. FML
Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn’t realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It’s going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML
Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he’d fixed the problem. FML