Posts Tagged ‘then-tried’

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk then tried to hit me. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they turned up, my father yelled, “Help! This man tried to stab me!” The sad part is, they believed him. FML

Today, I was trying on different t-shirts infront of my mirror. I finally decided on my favourite white t-shirt but noticed that it had a mark on it. I tried to smear it off, but it wouldn’t budge. I then tried on three other t-shirts before realising that the mark was on the mirror. FML