Posts Tagged ‘toilet’

Ihatewindowcleaners. says FML

Monday, July 5th, 2010

Today, my new window cleaner came to clean the windows of my house. Seeing the first window of the top floor, he decided to start there. The first window of the top floor is my toilet. I was having a poo. FML

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IneedABathroom. says FML

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend in his one bedroom/ one bath apartment. Soon after moving in, I discovered he never unclogs his toilet because “sooner or later, it’ll unclog itself.” FML

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letsget_TOAST says FML

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

Today, my best friend accidentally dropped my iPod touch in the lake. Yesterday, that same friend dropped my cell phone in the toilet. FML

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sigh… says FML

Friday, June 25th, 2010

Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML

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Slappy_The_Ninja says FML

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Today, my mother is so drunk that she is singing while sitting on the toilet. At 1am . FML

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anxious says FML

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Today, I had to work a double shift at work. My manager knows I have an anxiety disorder and am prone to panic attacks, so he offered me some valium to help cope with the stress. Turns out it wasn’t valium, it was laxatives. I had a panic attack on the toilet and passed out from hyperventilating. FML

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Clogged says FML

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Today, my boyfriend took a dump in my toilet. He came into my room, laughing, saying he clogged the toilet. I didn’t believe him, so I checked. When I looked, the water was just really low, so I flushed. It quickly rose and started overflowing, flooding the bathroom. My socks got wet. FML

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eww. says FML

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

Today, I learned why people bend over the toilet bowl while puking. If you stand up and puke, you can’t aim and you will have to clean up the puke that flew all over the bathroom. FML

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kidsthesedays says FML

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son is obsessed with dogs. This wouldn’t have been a problem, but he does everything they do, including drinking from the toilet. FML

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JaZzie_dUh says FML

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was on the toilet. FML

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