FML Today » touched

AngelsKiss says FML

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:58:10 +0000

Today, my boyfriend & I were having sex. While we were fooling around, he said “Tell me you’re my soulmate.” Touched, I looked at him lovingly & told him that of course I was his soulmate. He said “Huh?” I repeated it. There was silence for a moment and then he said “I said slut, not soulmate.” FML.

burned_away says FML

admin — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:10:20 +0000

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, “see you soon beautiful.” Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, “I was talking to the cat.” FML

crazychick says FML

admin — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:40:08 +0000

Today, I was told I have bipolar disorder. I’m 31. It took so long to diagnose because my mom ‘always figured I was just a super bitch half the time’. FML