Posts Tagged ‘two-cups’

Today, I had to teach my mother what a period actually is. When I told her that it was the routine shedding of the uterine walls and not the liquid from “two cups inside of you that slowly fill up and then drain 28 days later”, she became teary-eyed and now she won’t talk to me. FML

Today, I was working. I stretched back, and somehow the material between the two cups on my bra snapped in half. I had to try to seat people for a whole hour while trying to keep what was left of my bra on my boobs with my upper arms. FML