Today, I was pulled over for going though a yellow light instead of slowing down. As I sat there while the cop ran my info, I watched four other cars run a red light. When I pointed this out to the cop, he said “oh well, looks like you’re the unlucky one today” and handed me a ticket. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said “No left turn”. As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, “I guess you’re the unlucky one.” FML
Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I’m very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML