Posts Tagged ‘waiting’

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc’s office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend’s diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid’s parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

Today, my store got a new carpet put in for the waiting room. I tripped on the ‘watch your step’ sign I put down and spilt my coffee all over the new carpet. FML

Today, I sprained my ankle and had to go to the hospital. After spending 3 hours in the waiting room, we finally made it into the urgent care room. After spending an hour in there, I limped outside and tripped on the sidewalk. I now have a broken arm. FML

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML