Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend’s family. As if it wasn’t awkward enough, his mom and sister decided to wear matching dresses in different colors. The even weirder part? I was wearing the same dress in a third color. The family voted that I looked the worst. FML
Today, I bought the most gorgeous dress for prom. While at my boyfriend’s later, I came across last year’s prom picture of him and his ex. She was wearing the same dress. FML
Today, I went to a big party. When I arrived I realized that all the waitresses who were walking around with refreshments were wearing the same dress as me. All night people kept stopping me and asking for more cocktail weenies. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML