Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, my dad took me out driving for the first time since I got my permit. I was doing pretty good until he reached over and turned the wheel to “simulate a distracted driver.” The car ended up going into a ditch, and he’s making me pay for the repairs because I wasn’t careful enough. FML
Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange “clonking” sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML