Posts Tagged ‘your-hair’

Today, I found out that getting your hair dyed can result in an allergic reaction that leaves bleeding sores all over your scalp. FML

Today, we returned from our honeymoon and went to see my parents. I noticed my dad had cut his hair really short so I said “Dad, what have you done to your hair?” He looked at my husband standing next to me, then looked me in the eye and said “What have you done to your life?” and walked away. FML

Today, I went out to lunch with my boyfriend of six months and his mother, who doesn’t care for me much. I examined his hair and said, “Babe, who cut your hair? It looks awful.” “I did” replied his mom. FML